The Horoscopes are not completed by a certified Astrologer, they are a humorous addition to this college publication. The Pacifican does not intend to offend or insult anyone.

Aries 3/21 - 4/19

You’re better when your colors show, and that’s the way it has to be. You’d throw it all away before you’d lie. So don’t call with a compromise. -Avril Lavigne “Nobody’s Fool”

Taurus 4/20 - 5/20

You’ve given all you can, it’s not enough. You’ve given all you can but you’re still on the payroll. -Radiohead “Karma Police”


Gemini 5/21 - 6/21

Hey, come on try a little nothing is forever there’s got to be something better than in the middle. But you & Cinderella you put it all together you can drive it home with one headlight. The Walflowers “One Headlight”


Cancer 6/22 - 7/22

You’re all out of faith. This is how your feel. You’re cold and your shamed lying naked on the floor. Illusion never changed into something real. You’re wide awake and you can see the perfect sky is torn. They’re a little late you’re already torn. -Natalie Imbruglia “Torn”


Leo 7/23 - 8/22

You’ve been living in the shadow of someone else’s dream. You’re trying to find a hand to hold but every touch feels cold to you. You’re living in a nightmare a never-ending sleep, but now that you’re wide awake you’re chains are finally free. -Ashlee Simpson “Shadow”


Virgo 8/23 - 9/22

You’re pretty sure that you can’t take anymore, before you take a swing. You wonder what you are fighting for, when you say out loud, I want to get out of this, you wonder, is there anything you’re going to miss? - Third Eye Blind “How’s it going to be?”


Libra 9/23 - 10/22

Is it getting better, or do you feel the same? Will it make it easier on you, now you got someone to blame? You say one love, one life, when it’s one need in the night. One love, you get to share it leaves you baby if you don’t care for it. - U2 “One”


Scorpio 10/23 - 11/21

Remember when you held her hand? Remember when you were her man? Walk talk in the name of love before you break her heart. Think it over, think it over roll it over in your mind. -B-52s “Dance this Mess Around”


Sagittarius 11/22 - 12/21

You’ll be someone’s dream. You’ll be their wish, you’ll be their fantasy. You’ll be their hope, I’ll be their love Be everything that they need. Savage Garden “Truly Madly Deeply”


Capricorn 12/22 - 1/19

You think you’re gonna take her away, with your money and your cocaine. Keep thinkin’ that her mind is gonna change, but know everything is okay. She’s gonna listen to her heart. It’s gonna tell her what to do. Tom Petty “Listen to Her Heart”


Aquarius 1/20 - 2/18

You’ve been cheated by them since you don’t know when. So you made up your mind, it must come to an end. Look at yourself now, will you ever learn? You don’t know how, but you suddenly lose control. There’s a fire  within your soul. -ABBA “Mamma Mia”


Pisces 2/19 - 3/30

You’re mute and fawn just waiting to die like some kind of hopeless housewife but you can change while you’re alive and let ‘em all know at least you tried to kill the demons inside. -Bad Religion “The Hopeless Housewife”

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