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 The Horoscopes are not completed by a certified Astrologer, they are a humorous addition to this college publication. The Pacifican does not intend to offend or insult anyone.
 Aries 3/21 - 4/19
They’ll never get the best of you. You’ll fight back until you’re dead. Cause you’ve been used been abused, you’ve been bruised, you’ve been broken and you’re backed up against the wall, but your will to survive can’t be stolen. And they can’t make me fall. -Pennywise “Broken”
 Taurus 4/20 - 5/20
Diet pills-surgery photoshopped pictures in magazines- selling them how they should be. It doesn’t make sense to you. Is everybody going crazy? Is anybody gonna save you? Can anybody tell you what’s going on? If you open your eyes you’ll see that something is wrong. “Crazy” -Simple Plan
 Gemini 5/21 - 6/21
Lie in comfort of sweet calamity with nothing left to lose. Like in the darkness, you’re slowly drowned to sleep, nothing left to lose. You’d retrace the steps that lead you here but nothing lives behind you. So you lie in this field bathed in the light that loves you, with nothing left to lose. -AFI “Ever and a Day”
 Cancer 6/22 - 7/22
Ok, so, who doesn’t own a cell phone? Who brought back their permission slip because you know nobody wants to stay home while the rest of them go out and make a day of it, cause theme parks are so much more fun when the sun’s outside. You lost your phone to the lake beneath the batman ride- Relient K “Chapstick, Chappedlips, and Something Like Chemistry”
 Leo 7/23 - 8/22
Your breath is sweet Your eyes are like two jewels in the sky. Your back is straight, your hair is smooth. On the pillow where you lie. But they don’t sense affection, no gratitude or love, your loyalty is not to them. But to the stars above.- White Stripes “One More Cup of Coffee”
 Virgo 8/23 - 9/22
You know you don’t care about them. You’re sure when all is said and done and you go home feeling lonely you would have had your fun . Do you even remember? -Someting Corporate “Drunk Girl”
 Libra 9/23 - 10/22
And at your funeral they will sing the requiem. They’d offer you their hand but it would hurt too much to watch you die. And you can bet when they mourn the death of you that night that they’ll lay you on the dinner table and you will be the pig.- Saves The Day “ At Your Funeral”
 Scorpio 10/23 - 11/21
You want so badly to believe that “there is truth, that love is real”. And you want life in every word to the extent that it’s absurd. You’re wise beyond your years, but do you ever get the fear that your perfect verse is just a lie you tell yourself to help you get by? -The Postal Service “Clark Gable”
 Sagittarius 11/22 - 12/21
You’ve met that point in your life. Want came to need. Burn these fields of corn, that surround. Your harvest gone at the price of maturity. But these remains you’ve left to rot will be resurrected again and again by the next generation of children who want to change minds. -The Get Up Kids “Burn Bridges
 Capricorn 12/22 - 1/19
Many moons to the day that you threw her love away. Now every whale spouts “go to hell” as the wind laughs in your face. You’ve grown harder on the eyes and salty to the taste. Your pride has gone with the wake. -Flogging Molly “Cruel Mistress”
 Aquarius 1/20 - 2/18
Someone to excite your fantasy and every night you’ll dream that she is here with you and you will be the only one for her. And you are looking for a fast time, watching out for bright lights. You want them to send you off to private school, when you’re with her it’s paradise- Fenix Tx “Phoebe Cates”
 Pisces 2/19 - 3/30
You’ve been trying to make it home. Got to make it before too long. You can’t take this very much longer. You’re stranded in the sleet and rain . Don’t think y o u ’ re ever gonna make it home again. The mornin’ sun is risin’, it’s kissin’ the day. - Journey “Wheel in the Sky”
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