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Written by Lyrical Astrologists Priscilla Park   
Wednesday, 04 October 2006

Image The Horoscopes are not completed by a certified Astrologer, they are a humorous addition to this college publication. The Pacifican does not intend to offend or insult anyone.

AriesAries 3/21 - 4/19

Oh no, here it comes again. That funny feeling. One was not serious, and one was confused. One was just vicious , and one was like you. You sat on the porch. Listened to the rain, smoked another cigarette- Camper Van Beethoven “Oh No”

ImageTaurus 4/20 - 5/20

It’s wearing off and it’s leaving you with such a heavy heart and a head to match. The bottle is waiting the cap is twisted begging to be used and so are you. - Dashboard Confessionals “This Bitter Pill”


ImageGemini 5/21 - 6/21

Who can say, why your heart sighs as your love flies only time. And who can say why your heart cries, when your love lies. only time - Enya “Only Time”


ImageCancer 6/22 - 7/22

Coughing up feeling. To find something real to hold on to. But there is a hole inside your heart. Where all of your love comes pouring out - Garbage “ Nobody Loves You”


ImageLeo 7/23 - 8/22

You know, it’s a hard pill to swallow. When they tell you you’re strange. You ain’t hot. Then in the blink of an eye, they got on what you got - Kelis “Bossy”


ImageVirgo 8/23 - 9/22

Breaking down from every insult that you’ve taken from one sided conversations. Burning out from all the minor misconceptions that just play on your frustrations, your self doubt has your head so turned around. There’s not a catch phrase that can save you and it’s not that hard to fi gure out disappointment -Less Than Jake “Bigger Picture”


Image Libra 9/23 - 10/22

It’s amazing how you make your face just like a wall, how you take your heart and turn it off. You turn your head and lose it all. - Matchbox 20 “Leaving”


ImageScorpio 10/23 - 11/21

Making out with people you hardly know or like. You can’t believe what you do late at night. You wanna know what it’s like on the inside of love. You’re standing at the gates, you see the beauty above. - Nada Surf “Inside Of Love”


ImageSagittarius 11/22 - 12/21

In the land of star crossed lovers and barren hearted wanderers, forever lost in forsaken missives and satan’s pull you seek the unseekable and you speak the unspeakable. - The Smashing Pumpkins “Cupid de Locke”


ImageCapricorn 12/22 - 1/19

When you smile, all of the subatomic pieces come together and unfold themselves in a second, every single molecule is right, when all of the subatomic pieces come together and unfold themselves in a second. - The Flaming Lips “When You Smile”


ImageAquarius 1/20 - 2/18

Never said you were a mistake at all, you got it all wrong, you’re misunderstanding. You traveled far for a lover, who she was she was not. But honestly it don’t matter -Alien Ant Farm


ImagePisces 2/19 - 3/30

Your skin is like a map, where your heart has been. You can’t hide the marks, but it’s not a negative thing. Lay down your guard, drop your defenses, down by your clothes - Natasha Bedingfield “I Bruise Easily”


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1. 03:36PM 10-13-2006
 
way too pussy
I'm a Pisces, and that was way too pussy for me
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