The Horoscopes are not completed by a certified Astrologer, they are a humorous addition to this college publication. The Pacifican does not intend to offend or insult anyone.

Aries 3/21 - 4/19

You know it’s all in your mind
Take your time with this one
You both deserve a good time
–Fenix Tx “Threesome”

Taurus 4/20 - 5/20

Communications down
You float without
A light to lead you back
You’re lost again
They say silence is golden
Loneliness never shined like this
–Finch, “Fireflies”


Gemini 5/21 - 6/21

Because the fact in fact
Whatever’s in front of you is covering your view
So you can’t see what you’re seeing.
In fact you only see what you’re looking through
- Fiona Apple “Window”


Cancer 6/22 - 7/22

Sail away where no ball and chain
Can keep you from the roarin’ waves forever you’ll be free
So sail away aboard the rig
The moon is full and so are you
- Flogging Molly “Seven Deadly Sins”


Leo 7/23 - 8/22

Lately, you’ve been
Livin’ in your head
The rest of you is dead,
You’re dying for truth.
- Foo Fighters “No Way Back”


Virgo 8/23 - 9/22

So you fake you’re full and you feel tomorrow
Coming and you gotta do what you can do to get
Away with everything you want and still get what you need.
So you’re slowing down cause you’ve done it before
- They Fray, “Some Trust"

Libra 9/23 - 10/22

You don’t know where to start. Say you’re tired or throw a party. These cucumber eyes are lying the more that you smile about it. All of your clothes feel like somebody’s old throwaways. You don’t like it –Frou Frou “It’s Good to Be in Love”


Scorpio 10/23 - 11/21

There’s no blame for how the love did slowly fade
And now that it’s gone it’s like it wasn’t there at all
And here you rest where disappointment and regret collide. Lying awake at night
–Deathcab For Cutie


Sagittarius 11/22 - 12/21

You walk around lost and you don’t know why
You don’t see the faces or the places you should recognize.
It’s like that dream where it feels like home but it don’t look right.
Yes you will look everywhere tonight
–Everclear “Chrysanthemum”

Capricorn 12/22 - 1/19

Still floating soft. You are dreaming and you’re glad you’re lost. And still with your fingers, you’re drawing circles in the water. Still, still you’re always there
–Eisley “Lost At Sea”


Aquarius 1/20 - 2/18

Your remorse hasn’t fallen on deaf ears rather ones that just don’t care
cause you’re in between arms somewhere next to heartbeats where you shouldn’t dare sleep
- Fallout Boy, “My Heart Is the Worst Kind of Weapon”


Pisces 2/19 - 3/30

You’ve never seen nothing so right go wrong
You used to wanna love all day and night
You used to never want to leave paradise
Now nights are slept at night back to back
Life’s too short to love like that
- Faith Hill, “Life’s too Short to Love Like This”

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